Caution! This content is for adult audiences only, with a reckless sense of humour! After some digging, we found the worst offenders when it comes to naming towns and cities. What would you tell people if you were residing at one of these places? Definitely, you would have received some smirks. And what about priests and religious pilgrims who lived or passed through these destinations, I can imagine the awkwardness running through their heads… 😉
Here are 10 dirtiest and sexiest names of places from around the world that have broken all the ethical boundaries. These names are single-entendre; we wonder what excuse the name-keepers might have for choosing such eerie names for their towns.
Climax – Canada & USA
There is a village with this name in Saskatchewan in Canada. But it seems like the US needs more and more of Climax, so it has named three places in Georgia, Michigan and Colorado as ‘Climax’.
Clockwise: Saskatchewan, Georgia, Michigan, and Colorado. (Climax – Highest Point indeed)
Sexsmith – Alberta
Have heard about Goldsmith, Silversmith, Blacksmith and Metalsmith, but Sexsmith? If smith means worker, then SexSmith surely has some damn good employees!Canada you are beyond savagism!
Fucking – Austria
Well, don’t blame German-speaking Austrians in an English speaking world. Visitors who are obsessed with fucking, uh! I mean this place, keep stealing their name sign boards on their visits.
Buttzville – New Jersey
No, it’s not where the Kardarshians live, but this place is definitely the butt of all jokes.
Condom – France
Well, this french place has no relation to the English word ‘condoms’. But as a surprise to many, this place had a museum of famous population control devices until 2005. Guess, they didn’t want to feel dickheaded anymore.
Hooker – Oklahoma
The residents of this city in Texas county are not your typical hookers, yet their baseball team name is ‘Hooker Horny Toads’ and the beauty pageant is called ‘Miss Hooker Sweetheart’. Funny, eh! And yeah, the cops are ‘Hooker Police’. This smart town of hooker had to come up with its slogan which goes as “It’s a Location, Not a Vocation”.
Dildo – Newfoundland
This raunchy name was given to this place back in the 1700s which has no relation to its modern interpretation. Dildonians are so proud that they don’t even want to change their town’s name. Don’t miss Dildo’s Mayor picture below with that Tee shirt.
Intercourse – Pennsylvania
Of course, humans come out as a result of intercourse, what’s unbelievable is humans can also live in Intercourse. If you are in Pennsylvania, you can – here in this village of Intercourse! 😀 Can’t think straight how an English speaking country can come up with such a lewd English name for their town.
Thong – England
Drive carefully in this place, a thong can distract anyone, even the saints! Okay, no snickering now! Thank God the name isn’t in combination with any other intimate clothing.
Horni Police – Czech Republic
What? The police getting horny? Then the local hookers must be the happiest bunch of people. But don’t worry, the name of this village is not English.
Hope you liked this article. If you have really enjoyed reading this far – almost till the end – you must go to the church or the devil will get to you. Just Kidding. Share your views in the comment box below. And if you know about any other place with the weirdest names ever that is not mentioned in the article let us know.